Banana because of the way that they are shaped - and 'Top Banana' is an oft used British phrase meaning that something is 'super'.

Hey Zainub, H-Direct (who make the bats) are a Pakistani firm - you couldn't do a bit of detective work for me and find out where their factory is? There's a lassi in it for you!

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I'll have the Mouseburger please, with a side of Goldfish.