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Ms. P Hilton

Ya. Well, whatever. I was, like, on like a holiday island with like my Daddy's friend Richard Branston and, ya, like there were some baseball players there and ya, well, they were really friendly. They had some very funny ideas about the rules of baseball... or was it basketball... I spoke to one of them called Barry... or Berry... Ya, you know, can't really be sure. I think I might be pregnant??