Couple of open questions here what is the best word or short phrase to identify Englands latest one day masacre?

Pitifull?
Embarresing?
Humiliating?
Pathetic?

Any more ideas?

Also given the recent performances of the England one day team, I don't think team is a fiting collective noun for them any longer. Any ideas on what the collective noun shoud be?

A shower of England one day players?
A joke of England one day internationals?

Give me some ideas guys and girls, if I don't laugh at this I may start crying, and you wouldn't want to see a grown man cry now would you?