Ah but you have to remember that Vaughan is a truly magnificent captain, so he has to play whether he's in form or not, or whether he's fit or not.

And if you've got another batsman in the squad, or a place for one, then it's a complete waste, 'cos he's never gonna get a bloody game.

Go home Strauss, go and play for Middlesex and get ready for the summer season. The England Test captaincy awaits.

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