Yes you are right Teatime Fatcat,these are bleak times when thereis no cricket being played,and I take this opertunaty to thank you for appointing me captaint of such a distinuished team,one which I would be proud to lead to victory,but as Richard Martin Jenkins pointed out,you are no more or no less,than the proud owner of a Rolls Royce with no where to go,do you know Jenko is right,we have no team to play,so we got our heads together,to complile a ladies team.

But we discovered Teatime FatCat who has created The Ultimate World-A-Team XI,Had if fact used two of our key players,Rachael and Kirsty Harris.

Undaughnted by teatime FatCats ploy that we would noy be able to plae a full streagnth ladies team,we hit on the Idea od a combined Ladies World-A-Team And Celeb XI,just might cause a distraction or two.

1)sostenurter* Good solid opener,prone to absence through injury.
2)Miss Hit Enthusiastic hard hitter
3)Ms Anne Thrope Little heard of, her name is worth fifty runs.
4)NZ Beth Guest player, hits hard,sledging will not put her off.
5)Kylie Good hitter, so I belive, good in a slip.
6)baby freddy Well there had to be one Rachael.
7)Britney spears+ Good all rounder the Sunday papers say, good keeper.
8)Moss Her speed makes sure she gathers no Moss.
9)Jordan Good leg, not a bad spinner either.
10}sara Gentle medium pacer, likes to swing it a bit.
11)Scott-Wozniak Guest male ,fiery pace merchant,not afraid to sledge!!!!
12)Betty Turpin Good Pie Thrower.

Coach Teatime Fatcat, Mascot.Furry cat like thing that prowls round the ground,waiting to jump on Blowers butterfly's

Jenko Without who'm this post would not be possible,shower attendant.

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Ern