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Old 01-09-2007, 08:49 AM in reply to south beds mikey's post starting "How about an old fat untalented opening..."
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Position vacant...Australian cricket team

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Prerequistes: Must be able to have an aura of invincibility, must enjoy - bowling at the opposition, trying to be the captain, burgers, banned drugs and an ability to visibly excite the wicketkeeper.

Helpful attributes: Be able to bowl long periods, be as blonde as you can get and have an excellent texting finger.
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