What on earth gives you the impression that I'd either {a} suddenly start having time for speedsters despite a lifetime of thinking extreme pace (no matter who the bowler might be) is grossly over-rated; or {b} suddenly start caring one way or the other about ANY side's performance (as opposed to the performance of batsmen whose style and manner appeals to me)?

You seem to mistake me for someone else: I may live in the UK and have a long-standing interest in cricket... but please don't upset Flanflinger by writing as if I'm an "England Fan"