"Richard Jenkins (if you turned up to a tennis match with a wooden raquet you'd get laughed out of court) or having mixed teams (yes please, you'd never get me out the showers and I'd go blind."

Where did you say this tennis club was Richard,and if you nominate me I will rip the funny money up.

Yes changes to cricker rules,No Englishman can be out LBW.

All opposing players who hit English bowlers for 4 will recieve a yellow card,

if Australian,a red card.

really I would like proper LBW disputes to be refered to the 3rd umpire,dont like this hight tech,but it is hear.

Remember I think it was Lillee making his own rules coming to the crease with a metal bat?