Alright, I've given it a bit of thought lately and who could go any further in our quest for a coach than MC Funk "Big Dunc" Fletcher. Yes, that's right, Duncan Andrew Garvey Fletcher. The man who led England to their first Ashes victory in 18 years.

Many say his greatest claim to fame when he took up coaching was developing Zimbabwe's car registration system, but how could we go past his 69 not out and 4-42 in Zimbabwe's inaugural ODI which they won, against Australia? He was in my team originally, but nobody else chose him.

So, coach: Duncan Fletcher.