| Whoo yeah! I see I have been put into the Paul Collingwood / Rikki Clarke role as the second choice allrounder. However, I see myself as more of a Darren Lehman / Viv Richards character, scoring dashing runs from no6 and then winkling out a few batsmen with my lefty lobs!
Hmmm, the batsmen I have got my eye on are RBLC (impulsive, unable to resist), Beny (to young and impetuous to resist) and you Polio - I reckon I'd have a wide long- on out for you, and I'd invite you to make friends with him!
The 1stXI top three contain far too many straight bats and Occasional would be happy to block me out all day (argghhh tha' will 'ave ta booool me out youngun!).
Admin looks wobbly though, probably worrying too much about demotion - might affect his game!
Kirsty would be far to polite to thrash me to the boundary though and would be content to give me a little tickle through fine leg for a quick one!
__________________ I'll have the Mouseburger please, with a side of Goldfish. |