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Originally Posted by Richie Benauds Love Child Best left to the imagination I take it ? Would you be a small lad, live in a victorian orphanage, wear a large and scruffy hat and have a taste for gruel ,song and dance routines, and pick pockets ? |
No I'm enormously fat, wear a bowler and do stupid slapstick routines with a skinny Cumbrian called Stan, while fiddling clever treasury figures to fool Gordon Brown.
But I went to school with the orphan's baby sister.
Actually this a real worry, because I have done song and dance routines in the past...I hadn't spotted the similarity.
At least I don't like gruel.
You're James Mitchell aren't you? Didn't you die at the hands of that Fowler boy?