Ian Bell for captain

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Originally Posted by flanflinger

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Must admit at the moment, with Flintoff unfit and Strauss so out of form it is untrue, if Vaughan breaks down the Captaincy issue is wide open.

Wasn't Collingwood captaining the field recently? Just for like a couple of overs or something? I think it was an ODI.

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How many bullets does Ian Bell have to dodge.
He seems to have dodged another big hole that England captains disappear down "strip clubs" as well as "paddleboats".
Might be he has a better character, or maybe he owns a good speedboat and has a young good looking partner that he enjoys a healthy s$x life with ?
Either way he will find the England captaincy, or alternatively the England captaincy will find him eventualy.
Just hope for you blokes its before the next Ashes series because as the old "pistols" song goes "I was just friggin in the riggin" basically sums up England's lame attempts at jumping from crisis to crisis trying to fill the captaincy role with the mostly injured Vaughan, the Ozzy Osbourne wannabe Flintoff, the titilating easily distracted Collingwood or perish the thought the self centered Pietersen.
As the Wham song says with a slight rewrite from me.
"Baby Bells your man! Don't you know that
Baby Bells your man
You bet!
If your gonna do it do it right- right- do it with Ian
If your gonna do it do it right- right- do it with Ian
If your gonna do it do it right- right- do it with Ian"

First class information
Sensual inspiration
And with some stimulation
We can do it right. "a recent captain"

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Originally Posted by acker

How many bullets does Ian Bell have to dodge.

LOL the blue eyed England player got Fletcher to dodge the bullets - hey when did he perform against a team like Australia.

Originally Posted by acker

He seems to have dodged another big hole that England captains disappear down "strip clubs" as well as "paddleboats".

Well if the "paddleboats" would have been Australian - he would not have been able to sail one, if he shaped the same as his batting against Australia.
As for the strip clubs- better left.

Originally Posted by acker

Might be he has a better character, or maybe he owns a good speedboat and has a young good looking partner that he enjoys a healthy s$x life with ?

Well he must have - he has not shown the same appitate in that direction -as some, but that does not make him a World class batsman.