I will summon up the words to discuss beer with Rach at a later hour.
Just now it is sufficient (here comes a long one

) to say: "what a pathetic load of sheep poo."
It is difficult to know quite who to blame for this drubbing.
For me it is genuinely amusing that a player specifically brought in because he is more mouthy and a better batsman than another chap made precisely eleven in two knocks on a very flat pitch. And dropped a not very crucial catch this morning.
I mean how many more runs did we need today. One hundred? Ninety-Seven? How many did Ponting make in the first innings?
How many had he made when he was dropped?
It is a source of wry humour that one player was specifically brought into the side because he is a better batsman than another player and a better fielder than another player, though his bowling has apparently not quite the same effect. IT is amusing to me (dryly) that he managed twenty-seven on this belter first time out - I haven't really looked at the second innings scorecard - he dropped Ponting on 35 (I think we can now say "crucially") and he managed a stunning two wickets in the match.
Now, I can hear you saying, that had the other lesser fielder (and definitive bunny) been playing in his stead, perhaps Flintoff would not have declared quite so early in the first innings. In all probability the lesser all-rounder would not have caught this important catch. However, the chances are, that had he been playing he would not have been in such an important position. Perhaps another fielder, less hampered by the insecurity of recent injury, would have plucked this important catch out of the sky. Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps...
Perhaps Duncan Fletcher having defended so resolutely with negative team selection for the first two Tests which his side have now lost, will deign to attack in the remaining matches.
Do we still have a sniff of victory?
Yeah mate. Better pack the side with batting like Geraint Jones and Michael Vaughan, better put Flintoff down a peg or two, and give the captaincy back to a man who really knows what to do with it. Better drop Bell, for getting himself run out looking for a draw. Better keep playing Harmison who will surely come good before the end of the series. Better keep Giles because he's Michael Vaughan's best mate, and he can bat a bit.
Better give Fletcher a knighthood, for bringing home the Ashes.
Better stick your head in the sand, for thinking we might need to change things round a bit.
