Cricket superstitions

[Richard Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Goatman

I'm planning to go out to bat with a bunny girl on each arm. I reckon the opposition fielders will be so distracted runs are going to be fairly easy to come by, and I won't have to worry too much about sharp catches. Don't reckon the umpires going to give many marginal decisions aginst me either....

Depends how scantily clad they are!
definately a top notch ploy, perhaps you can tell the umpire you need a runner or two, can't see him arguing too much somehow!

You'd probably catch me in the showers with them later on!!

[Goatman]

Originally Posted by Richard Jenkins

Depends how scantily clad they are!
definately a top notch ploy, perhaps you can tell the umpire you need a runner or two, can't see him arguing too much somehow!

You'd probably catch me in the showers with them later on!!

Not much chance of that I'm afraid. As Supreme Patriarch of the Church of the Second Coming of Tich Freeman I travel everywhere with my own calvocade of caravans, mobile chapels, wheeled confessionals and the life size statue of Brian Statham Receiving the Sacrament. As always, the Bunnies will be performing thier ablutions in the Vestry of the Fourth Wicket Down Redemption, with myself, where I shall then instruct them in thier moral duties, sacred imperitives and the important role quiet elastic has in thier hopes to reach paradise.

[Richard Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Goatman

Not much chance of that I'm afraid. As Supreme Patriarch of the Church of the Second Coming of Tich Freeman I travel everywhere with my own calvocade of caravans, mobile chapels, wheeled confessionals and the life size statue of Brian Statham Receiving the Sacrament. As always, the Bunnies will be performing thier ablutions in the Vestry of the Fourth Wicket Down Redemption, with myself, where I shall then instruct them in thier moral duties, sacred imperitives and the important role quiet elastic has in thier hopes to reach paradise.

Damn it! Not that it'd do me much good any way, Id have to bring the pickle jar with me.

My lucky pickle jar.

[R W S]

Originally Posted by Richard Jenkins

Damn it! Not that it'd do me much good any way, Id have to bring the pickle jar with me.

My lucky pickle jar.

[R W S]

During the 1999 tour of Zimbabwe, the Australia team visited a safari park and wildlife sanctuary in Bulawayo. One of the major attractions was the King of the Jungle, who strutted up and down a massive caged enclosure staring down at its fascinated onlookers. Seeing this magnificent specimen up close was a marvelous experience for all of us. Even more entertaining was the reaction of this mighty lion who roared, strutted, clawed, stared and finally turned his back to us and sent a torrent of urine all over our illustrious captain. As we fell to the ground laughing at the fate incurred by our skipper, our urine-drenched captain looked straight at me with a strange smile and said 'that's a good sign, I will get a hundred now, just watch.' Sure enough, history will confirm another Steve Waugh test century.

Justin Langer Superstitions


From Feng Shui of Cricket

• Sachin Tendulkar will wear his left pad first.
• Sourav Ganguly will carry a photo of his Guru in his pocket