When does this board brighten up?

[Richard Jenkins]

Scotts gone quiet? Bowled him a googlie!!


Yorker has LBW'd Paps at 86
Unlucky not to get 100

[Teatime FatCat]

No good Ern, that would be a very small ****, and we like talking about the size of big arses!!!! Anyway, who am I to intrude into the private little science lab you and Goaty were inhabiting the other day?


Seriously tough Ern, as a Lancy, what's with Freddie today? are they holding him back or is he off colour?

[flanflinger]

Originally Posted by Scott-Wozniak

I'm starting to get quite annoyed by people on here saying we should have batted first. And I notice it's all being said with the benefit of hindsight. I notice you lot didn't say this at the beginning of play yesterday, and would be the first to whinge and moan saying we should have bowled first had England been 120 for 6 at the end of play.

Who foresaw so few overs being bowled in yesterdays favourable conditions? Just as it started swinging they came off for rain, and only got 2 more overs in before bad light stopped play - no-one foresaw that either.

So how smart is it to start saying now we should have batted first? Lets try and form opinions based on the evidence put before us, rather than using hindsight - any old fool can do that.

Scott

Scott,

with you there buddy, I admit that I would have been asking Mr Fleming to get the pads on - and funnily enough if you look at the poll I did before the game 16/20 voters would have done the same.

The day was always going to be interupted, but the predictions, were that it was going to clear up, leter in the day.

Papps is out - couple of wickets with the new ball and maybe everyone will be congratulating Vaughnie for his choice!!

[Ernest]

Originally Posted by Teatime FatCat

No good Ern, that would be a very small ****, and we like talking about the size of big arses!!!! Anyway, who am I to intrude into the private little science lab you and Goaty were inhabiting the other day?


Seriously tough Ern, as a Lancy, what's with Freddie today? are they holding him back or is he off colour?

Just Got A wicket aint He FT,they, have to do it thenselves,no one ul catch um.,an **** is an ****

[R W S]

Can I say I told you so because I wanted England to bat (score 600 plus and bowl NZ out twice by the time Tiger Tim starts the final in Paris on Sunday afternoon)? Or am I mixing my fore & hind sights?

Oh no, I voted for Collingwood so I'm disqualified!

[Richard Jenkins]

Originally Posted by R W S

Jenko!! What do your class call you behind your back? We had a teacher called Mr Robert Sole. (Papps is out at last!) - you can guess what we called him!!

The charming children call me Rostbeef which any english person gets called. (In France , a bit like us calling them froggies, a bit of friendly banter)
I teach Science so get called all the usual science 'tags' such as 'professor waffle' etc. Kid's stuff hey!
One of my collegues was MR Horn and the children call him ' Parp'

Miss Sax, the PE teacher gets called sexy but this is severe sarcasm on the childrens behalf, as she is not by any stretch of the imaginationsexy, loking like a cross betwen a Vogon and Stavros from Dr Who.

Some of the children's names are amusing, i've taught
Claud Balls
Justin Case
and
Shelly Sommis-stake

[R W S]

Originally Posted by ernest

Just Got A wicket aint He FT,they, have to do it thenselves,no one ul catch um.,an **** is an ****

I chose my girlfriend because of her **** (swishing in a lovley velvet skirt) and I had done some extensive research so I can safleysay an **** is not an ****. Unless it's Mike Gatting. (although he's been good on the radio today)

[Richard Jenkins]

Originally Posted by R W S

I chose my girlfriend because of her **** (swishing in a lovley velvet skirt) and I had done some extensive research so I can safleysay an **** is not an ****. Unless it's Mike Gatting. (although he's been good on the radio today)

Great minds think alike then cos i chose my missus cos of her @rse; You could wear it as a hat. talk about mudflaps.

Anyway, New ball and new wicket so wickets will now fall.

[Teatime FatCat]

Oh my God! ****-men of the world unite!!! I fell in love with my girlfriend (the delicious Nurse Betty) because of her pretty face and hearty rump - BIG IS BEAUTIFUL (and useful for parking your bike!)

[Richard Jenkins]

We've driften onto bottoms again have'nt we!!

Saggers is getting the ball to move around now, looking dangerous.

Where has Scott gone? I hope he's not sulking in the corner, or that he's bitten off his typing fingers in disgust?