When does this board brighten up?

[Ernest]

Originally Posted by R W S

I chose my girlfriend because of her **** (swishing in a lovley velvet skirt) and I had done some extensive research so I can safleysay an **** is not an ****. Unless it's Mike Gatting. (although he's been good on the radio today)

Hi.

I give way to your greater knowlage of arses,yes I can see you have done some extensive research,(swishing in a lovely velvet skirt),"sigh" how did this make you think of mike gatting? ????

[Richard Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Teatime FatCat

Oh my God! ****-men of the world unite!!! I fell in love with my girlfriend (the delicious Nurse Betty) because of her pretty face and hearty rump - BIG IS BEAUTIFUL (and useful for parking your bike!)

Now I have got 'Big Bottoms' song by Spinal Tap going through my head.
'Big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mud flaps my girls gott'em,
big biottoms drive me out of my mind, how can i leave this behind?'

[flanflinger]

Originally Posted by Richard Jenkins

Now I have got 'Big Bottoms' song by Spinal Tap going through my head.
'Big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mud flaps my girls gott'em,
big biottoms drive me out of my mind, how can i leave this behind?'

Bastard... Now in between watching the Tennis and the Cricket, I am going to have to find my Spinal Tap Video!!

[Teatime FatCat]

What about Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" ?

Can't remember the lyric, but it's something - "Left alone with big bad Fanny, she was such a naughty nanny - big woman, you made a bad boy out of me!"

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

Weird everytime I think of arses "Nightclubbin'" by iggy pop (i think) comes to mind. Toomuch of my mispent youth sat there looking at arses.

BTW, TTF, do you drive a renault megan by any chance ?

[Richard Jenkins]

Miss hit ! well is this warm enough for you? Youve stopped playing also I see.

Incidently, Where is farmer Giles when you need him most, i bet he'd start going on about Brenda's prize rump and how the Prize Bull took a run at the target.

[Richard Jenkins]

Yes the hat my wife's **** could be likend to is one of those Australian hats with corks dangling off the brim to keep the flys off.
Or any hat/wig worn by Elton John.

[Teatime FatCat]

Originally Posted by Richie Benauds Love Child

BTW, TTF, do you drive a renault megan by any chance ?

Pourquoi ma petit Nicole?

I am being particulaly dim at this point.

[Occasional Fan]

Originally Posted by Richard Jenkins

Incidently, Where is farmer Giles when you need him most?

I looked at the BBC board this afternoon, and it seems that Brenda has asked him to inspect something in the loft of the Old Barn. There is some speculation that she has a damp spot she wants him to look at.

What is the matter with you guys this afternoon?

[Miss Hit]

Originally Posted by Richard Jenkins

Miss hit ! well is this warm enough for you? Youve stopped playing also I see.

Incidently, Where is farmer Giles when you need him most, i bet he'd start going on about Brenda's prize rump and how the Prize Bull took a run at the target.

looks like warm enuf...FG was on beebs a few minutes back.