!!!!! It's Here at Last - The Ultimate World-A-Team XI!!!

[Teatime FatCat]

Well I do have a couple of vacancies in the backroom team, we need a physio, a scorer and a bag carrier.

What are you best at - manipulating the magic sponge, doing difficult sums or humping?

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

Originally Posted by Victor Frankenstein

As i qualified as a doctor on monday can i be the team physio? I guess before i hand out any treatment it might be wise to know that it wasn't as a medical doctor, but doctors a doctor right? i wonder what this instrument does ...

But have you got your cub scout forst aid badge ??

Have ever been charged over any touchy-feely incidents ?

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

Originally Posted by Teatime FatCat

Well I do have a couple of vacancies in the backroom team, we need a physio, a scorer and a bag carrier.

What are you best at - manipulating the magic sponge, doing difficult sums or humping?

.....or all 3 at the same time. Only those who are double jointed need apply.

[Teatime FatCat]

Have you ever tried doing difficult sums whilst humping? Apparently it negates the need for the Magic Sponge!

[Victor Frankenstein]

Originally Posted by Richie Benauds Love Child

Have ever been charged over any touchy-feely incidents ?

whatever she told you it wasn't true!

time to leave the country, again.. bah!

[Richard Jenkins]

Mad scientists all time XI

1 Goat man. Half, man half goat, able to wip the ball off leg for four despite having cloven hands.
2 Mark Kidger . Hits the ball so hard it stays in orbit.
3 Richard Jenkins . Ecologist, more likely to get arrested for rambling naked in the mangroves than to score any tons.
4 Ernest. Knows his fuscias, and able to turn many a flowers pretty head.
5 Victor Frankenstein. The ultimate scientist, famous for creating his 'bits and pieces" player.
6 Notts Exile. Our geologist who diggs the coal, can dig up those sticky wickets
7 RWS . our computor guy, can program' hawkeye' so it always shows us not out.
8 CJD. Sends the bowlers mad by making incessant 'mooing' noises. Checks the teas are edible.
9 TTFC . eats the teas.
10 Flanflinger. Pours the guiness after the match.
11 Kirsty Harris. Pushes the bath chair out for the above team.

Mike D can be the coach for batting, and rachael can be bowling coach.

[flanflinger]

Originally Posted by Richard Jenkins

10 Flanflinger. Pours the guiness after the match.

I wouldn't trust me to pour the Guiness, as I will also drink it as well!!

[Kirsty Harris]

Originally Posted by Richard Jenkins

11 Kirsty Harris. Pushes the bath chair out for the above team.

I'm also pretty useful at pushing people around IN a bath chair, Richard

[Richard Jenkins]

Yep this team was a bit of a stretch of the imagination; Still, the old fogies third eleven will be quivering in their boots!