The Ladies World-A-Team and Celeb XI

[Teatime FatCat]

Hah! well in that case I shall fight back with The Indisputable Manwoman Transgender Swing Both Ways Team - man or woman, straight or gay they could surely play for either of us!


1) Larry Grayson - Tough Little Opener, capable of 'shutting the door' in the oppositions face
2) Danny LaRue - Veteran of many great performances, wealth of experience
3) RuPaul - Tall lanky bat, with tremendous reach and great hair
4) (There's something about) Miriam - Relative newcomer, very distracting bat
5) Hayley from Corrie - Busy about the crease, and a very tidy pair of hands behind the stumps
6) Nadia from Big Brother - Our overseas player, short and muscular big-hitter
7) Liberace - Fast hands, capable of playing very well, always wears dazzling whites
8) Julian Clary - Mercurial bowler who swings both ways
9) Lily Savage - Partner to Clary, also a big swinger who sometimes pops one in short
10) Dame Evadne Hinge - Fine spin bowler, has been accused of banging it in a little too often
11) Ming the Merciless - Purveyor of malevolent bowling chaos, can dominate, but often hampered by his robe

(Disclaimer - No offence is intended, as the humour in this post is directed at fictional characters or personas, the dead and people who have appeared on reality TV and should therefore know better!)

[Ernest]

Well in that case I will rely on turn,I am sure they will be willing to share.

1)George,Fast runner from his famous brother.
2)Richard O'sullavan,now he can turn,a good wrong un.
3)Dracula,bats at three.
4)Meatloaf,"Turns balls like Eddie" Hemmings.
5)Cynthia Payne.she likes a featherbed.she gets a good score.
6)Christine keeler,will she get the red light?
7)Profumo,caught out,stuck at the crease.
8)Ruby Wax,she's good with the turn.and like a good googly.
9)Gearge Michael,his ball swings with the best.
10)Elton John,He's fast and does turn.
11)Cliff Richard,can be played anywhere.Good in the covers.

Subs
Riff Raff, cover for Richard O'Sullavan.
Betty Hapscatt,will give Ruby a turn.

Any remsemblance to any of the above alive or dead.Tough.

[Ms Anne Frope]

Patrick Thistle is my ex husband and i never "played" for him at left back. The costume wouldnt fit.

I have the divorce papers to prove it..

[Ernest]

I think you are telling porkies,your name would be Ms Anne Thistle,if that was the case,you can carry the drinks for that.


I wonder who you really are,RWS-Richard-Mike(1/3) or RBLC.