The Ladies World-A-Team and Celeb XI

[Ernest]

Yes you are right Teatime Fatcat,these are bleak times when thereis no cricket being played,and I take this opertunaty to thank you for appointing me captaint of such a distinuished team,one which I would be proud to lead to victory,but as Richard Martin Jenkins pointed out,you are no more or no less,than the proud owner of a Rolls Royce with no where to go,do you know Jenko is right,we have no team to play,so we got our heads together,to complile a ladies team.

But we discovered Teatime FatCat who has created The Ultimate World-A-Team XI,Had if fact used two of our key players,Rachael and Kirsty Harris.

Undaughnted by teatime FatCats ploy that we would noy be able to plae a full streagnth ladies team,we hit on the Idea od a combined Ladies World-A-Team And Celeb XI,just might cause a distraction or two.

1)sostenurter* Good solid opener,prone to absence through injury.
2)Miss Hit Enthusiastic hard hitter
3)Ms Anne Thrope Little heard of, her name is worth fifty runs.
4)NZ Beth Guest player, hits hard,sledging will not put her off.
5)Kylie Good hitter, so I belive, good in a slip.
6)baby freddy Well there had to be one Rachael.
7)Britney spears+ Good all rounder the Sunday papers say, good keeper.
8)Moss Her speed makes sure she gathers no Moss.
9)Jordan Good leg, not a bad spinner either.
10}sara Gentle medium pacer, likes to swing it a bit.
11)Scott-Wozniak Guest male ,fiery pace merchant,not afraid to sledge!!!!
12)Betty Turpin Good Pie Thrower.

Coach Teatime Fatcat, Mascot.Furry cat like thing that prowls round the ground,waiting to jump on Blowers butterfly's

Jenko Without who'm this post would not be possible,shower attendant.

[Richard Jenkins]

well done ernest!
Cheers.

[Ernest]

Cheers.[/quote]As the song goes Richard,"I got by with a little help from my friend"

[Kirsty Harris]

Very well done, lads! Looks a good team on paper, too! Bet Bangladesh would be a bit nervous playing against this lot!

Looks like you had a more productive afternoon than me, anyway!

[Ernest]

Yep I tried to sign you up,but TTFC,nicked the girls as well.I wanted you to open.K Harris 99 not out,has a nice ring to it.

Not sure all my picks are females,mind you you can't tell these days,look at Posh and Becks,Look like two girls out on the razzle,the way he dresses at times.

Roll on the real cricket kirsty,not heard from TTFC about a match yet

[Teatime FatCat]

Originally Posted by ernest

Yep I tried to sign you up,but TTFC,nicked the girls as well.I wanted you to open.K Harris 99 not out,has a nice ring to it.
Roll on the real cricket kirsty,not heard from TTFC about a match yet

This is outrageous! they're not all girls! I know for a fact that Sosternurter is a welder from Eccles, Moss used to clean my windows (and at that time was known as Barry) and Ms Anne Thrope plays left back for Partick Thistle Nil. Ernest, the only genuine female you have included is Scott Wozniak, who is an old woman! (tee hee hee - just checking to see whether you still pop in for a look Scott?)

Surely Jordan counts as three players?

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

I actually applied for the job as physio for a local womens football team, despite my only qualification being a first aid badge I got in the cubs. Unsurprisingly I never got the job, but surprisingly I was never charged by the police.

[Richard Jenkins]

Maybe butcher can borrow her airbags. how rude!

[Ernest]

I am not disputing Sostenurter,is not a welder from Eccles,(How the hell did you know Eccles exsisted),have you seen her muscles,womens rights and all that.
Well I believe you,Moss may have been a window cleaner,but I suggest you was in the bath when you saw her,water in the eyes,and all that,and if Big Daddy can be called Shirley,It would not seem that odd for Moss to be Barry.if she is a window cleaner,Barry would be short for Barryline

So that leaves Ms Anne Thrope,well if she is a he,and he plays for Partick Thistle,then he has been dropped.

So I will have to put my reserve in Betty,you had forgot about Betty.
And as for Scott,whatever gender,I am not releasing my star bowler.she is brillient.

Well Jordan could have been counted as three players,if I had been the batsman she was running up to bowl to.'sigh'
Excuses TTFatCat excuses****

[Ernest]

[/quote]Let this be a lesson to us all,qualifications do matter,fair enough Richie.you could not be charged if you where qualified as a medic.