Mystic RBLC - my view into the future...

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

The clouds are now clearing in my crystal ball (well the fire brigade have put out the bookies I fire bombed) and now here is my view of the next few days .

Steve Harmison WILL mention in his tabloid column that he bowled too short when he bowled in his first innings but improved his length in his second spell.

Tresco will wander in front of his stumps and be clean bowled/LBW in one or both innings for low scores.

Vaughan will nibble at wide one.

Jones will drop a catch after diving full length in front of gully, and all the Read fans will call for his head.

Tino best will get a warning for sledging - and a 4 week VIP pass for Stringfellows.

Ridly Jacobs will score well, and also challenge for the WBO light heavy weight belt.

The smoke is returing (the bookie himself is now on fire) and I must lie down.

(Just pretend the screen goes all wobbly)

[Ernest]

Good God Rich,have you been at the port,seem a load of crystal balls to me

[Richard Jenkins]

LOL. Mystic benaud. Nice hat and cloack by the way, very fetching. Is that englands new ODI uniform?. Will Bill Frindall now dye his beard pink and be known hence forth as 'pinkers'?
Will England win the toss and bat ?
Will RBLC clean out his garden shed as those petrol fumes clearly affect his visions?
Will England win?

Allthis and more will be reveiled as the next five days progresses.

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

Tresco will wander in front of his stumps and be clean bowled/LBW in one or both innings for low scores.

Not quite right but fairly close.

[Notts Exile]

Originally Posted by Richie Benauds Love Child

Jones will drop a catch after diving full length in front of gully, and all the Read fans will call for his head.

Watched him against Surrey on Sunday and he was very untidy, dropped a very easy catch early on that could really hve cost them.

I am not going to call for him to be dropped, just needs to improve the glovework!

Saw Matt Prior last night, too. He's not very good behind the stumps. Good bat, however, so he has a good chance!

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

I detect a hint overt "Readism" ? Dont care what Jones does for his county, just england.

[Ernest]

Richie what does you ball say about Robert Key,will he make 100 or is it to misty to tell?

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

Covered in soot I'm afraid , the incident with the bookie (who seemd to head to toe in polyester) has caused a bit of a mess.

Lets have a look.........bowled by best in the high 80s.

Good effort.

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

Originally Posted by Richie Benauds Love Child

Covered in soot I'm afraid , the incident with the bookie (who seemd to head to toe in polyester) has caused a bit of a mess.

Lets have a look.........bowled by best in the high 80s.

Good effort.

No, sorry crystal ball on the blink, it might be 180

[Notts Exile]

Originally Posted by Richie Benauds Love Child

I detect a hint overt "Readism" ? Dont care what Jones does for his county, just england.

That is very true RBLC. Would be nice to see him catching everything wherever he plays though. Confidence.