Mystic Richies half arsed caption comp 2

[Ernest]

Originally Posted by Teatime FatCat

Ermie Baby - love that Avatar, it's great. I'm afraid south of Urmston we call them 'Ninety Nines'. If you were to talk to an Ice Cream man down hear I'm afraid you'd confuse him (mainly 'cos they're all Italian!)

So we have Oliver witha 'ninty nine' me with a 'ninty niner' and south of urmston you would have a 'ninty nines'

We have our Italian ice cream men up here as well,you can always tell,they are 30p dearer.wonder if Richie can tell us what they are called in Yorkshire?

Avatar ul have to come down I am afraid,might get modded for using porno material.

[Teatime FatCat]

If that's porn, I'm Dutch plumber who's just popped round to fix the washing machine.

[Oliver]

Originally Posted by ernest

More to the point,what is a 'ninty nine' the number before a hundred,where as a 'ninty niner'is a cornet filled with ice cream,with a choclate flake,followed by 100s and 1000s.

Down 'ere in't soft as s***e south, we talk about "ninety-nines." Tha's a cornet with ice cream (of no discernable flavour as chucked out by ice-cream vans) optional flake, optional crushed nuts, optional sauces of two different flavours... rasberry or chocolate (if you were lucky).

That was my day in't late sixties/early seventies.

Hundreds and Thousands were for even softer than s***e people (girls) and Mario (who's van stopped outside my school every lunchtime) didn't do those. He did crushed nuts, which stuck in your teeth and took a good hard brushing before bed to remove.

Good times...

And you try telling kids of today... they'll never believe you.

[Ernest]

Originally Posted by Teatime FatCat

If that's porn, I'm Dutch plumber who's just popped round to fix the washing machine.

No Avatar & Custom Title Abuse. These are a luxury and abuse of them will result in them being lost.

As per the rules in the secondary England board.

Naked shaking it's bum,a serious avatar abuse,if ever I saw one.

No Pornographic Material. Any sexually oriented imagery or links to such content will not be tolerated

So who's a Dutch plumber then.

[R W S]

I'll just get me monkey wrench and i'll be with you luv.

[Ernest]

Originally Posted by R W S

I'll just get me monkey wrench and i'll be with you luv.

Just take care undoing them nuts.