Friday afternnon nonsense thread

[Goatman]

Originally Posted by Ernest

So you would rather bed a bike or Marcus Trescothick than her, Oh well I suppose it is legal.

Come on Ern! Marcus is a dreamboat!

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

Originally Posted by Goatman

They are very white whites....

Anyway, she looks a bit on the boney side. Bit like bedding a bicycle I reckon. So not such a great achievement for the whining, dimwitted, arrogant dullard with his little piggy eyes and no conversation.

I go for real women. Like Sophie Rayworth, or Marcus Trescothick.

Type in sophie rayworth on google and hardly anything comes up, apart from a couple of pixely images taken off the telly, one of which I nearly put in this post but the thread might have started to look like a mechanics office.

[Goatman]

mmmmmmm........pixely newsreader..............

[Andy Mellon]

Originally Posted by Richie Benauds Love Child

Type in sophie rayworth on google and hardly anything comes up, apart from a couple of pixely images taken off the telly, one of which I nearly put in this post but the thread might have started to look like a mechanics office.

That's because its spelt Raworth!

[Goatman]

Originally Posted by Andy Mellon

That's because its spelt Raworth!

Yeah, but I spell it with a Y 'cos I'm kinky.

[Lee Johnson]

that smith is a lucky bugger!

[flanflinger]

Let's hope his luck runs out on the Cricket field.

[Occasional Fan]

She's not all that lucky with these swimsuits though, is she? That one seems to have shrunk a bit.

[flanflinger]

don't think it can shrink anymore....

Done some research on her (all in the intrests of informing you guys) and she is now SA's Top model; it used to be Neil McKenzie's sister Megan. But she has now dropped down the list. Whatever happened to Neil...

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

And the thread has finally descended into Slinky minki wearing very little ! Hurrah ! Count our blessings Claire Short isnt a moderator.