Return of the Half Arsed Cap Comp !!!!!

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

Due to a mix up at customs the hoops that the englnd normally leap through were lost so the team had to use harmisons arms instead.

[Oliver]

Originally Posted by Richie Benauds Love Child

Due to a mix up at customs the hoops that England normally leap through were lost so the team had to use Harmison's arms instead.

That's very good RBLC... it's gonna take a particularly good one to beat that... Guess I have to leave it open for 18 - 24 hours though.

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

Thank ye kind sir. lets see what ttfc and co can do.

[Andy Mellon]

In the latest star studded final of Strictly Come Dancing, Harmison's new moves were not impressing the judges

[Teatime FatCat]

"If I tickle Bell's-end, he jumps this high in the air!"

(look closely at the pic smut fans - and thanks for the build up RBLC!)

[R W S]

"swing low sweet chariot, comming for to , er, oops, sorry wrong sport"

[Oliver]

During pantomime rehearsals Harmison struggled to adopt the traditional directional skills for pointing out the whereabouts of his colleague's cap.

[Oliver]

Originally Posted by Richie Benauds Love Child

Due to a mix up at customs the hoops that England normally leap through were lost so the team had to use Harmison's arms instead.

I did snigger out loud.

Originally Posted by Richie Benauds Love Child

Thank ye kind sir. lets see what ttfc and co can do.

Well I let them have a go... but my mind was already made up.

The baton has passed full triangle. Your turn again Richie.

[Teatime FatCat]

Oh come on! I thought a Bell-End reference would raise at least a titter!

[Oliver]

Originally Posted by Teatime FatCat

Oh come on! I thought a Bell-End reference would raise at least a titter!

Titter? Snigger? OK it was a guffaw. But I work with a chap named Ringpiece (well nearly), a fellow named after a famous cartoon mouse (despite the fact that he's twenty years older than the original film) and a girl named after an unusual farm animal!

We've got a lad called Bell as well, but somehow bell-end references don't seem that funny anymore.

Sorry TTFC, you just picked the wrong gag-setter.

And besides, a bell-end reference followed by your signature is disgusting. Eugh!