Return of the Half Arsed Cap Comp !!!!!

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

Thank you Oliver. Comisarations TTFC - I thought you had in the bag.
I'll find a new comp later today.

[R W S]

I had a vistor over the weekend whose surname was Buttrick (quiet at the back) and once had a girlfriend called Hogsflesch (think Hyacnth Bucket) - oh, and my best friend at schoolwascall Robert Soul - 'Will Mr R Soul please ...etc' - oh how we laughed!

[Oliver]

Originally Posted by R W S

had a girlfriend called Hogsflesch - oh how we laughed!

I love the name game... can't make out "Hogsflesch" - how was it really pronounced?
No, no, mustn't play this game today... won't get any work done at all.

I like your toffee apple R W S. Very jazzy.

[Occasional Fan]

Entirely unsmutty, but I was introduced to a girl some years ago whose name was Miss Station. Her parents had Christened her Victoria. Don't know what happened to her, but I hope she didn't wind up with some bloke called Embankment.

[R W S]

Originally Posted by Oliver

I love the name game... can't make out "Hogsflesch" - how was it really pronounced?
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Phonetically - Ho-flay
as opposed to- Hogs-Flesh

[Oliver]

Originally Posted by R W S

Phonetically - Ho-flay
as opposed to- Hogs-Flesh

Ah yes I see, so that's why my forebears added the extra "G." Otherwise my sister "Filthy Hog" would sound even less appealing. Actually that's Felicity.

Actually I haven't got a sister.

Good job.

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

Hows this one then chaps ?

[R W S]

Lollipops for beginners: 1. You lick the ball end

[Oliver]

Following all the unpleasantness regarding Michael Slater's rumoured adultery, Adam "Golden Rod" Gilchrist bares all to his mates.

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

The ball that Butcher finally managed to catch is cast in gold and presented by some sniggering Austrailians.