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09-05-2005, 03:04 PM
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| I had a girlfiend who was unable to understand my dissappearing on saturday afternoons, only to come back about 9pm sweaty and smelling of beer. "I'm not going to end up a cricket wife doing sandwiches for all your sad mates" which after that comment, she didnt but did instead become a foundation for my new patio.
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09-05-2005, 03:11 PM
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| Jenko what the hell is that Avatar? Has some hidden hand just prodded you with a very hot poker?
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09-05-2005, 03:26 PM
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| Hey, Zainub! Sorry if that riled you. Wasn't intended that way - hence the  .
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| Ah Zainub, every man must decide what his own version of 'excessive' is. For me it is when the sleepy-time fairy comes and taps me on the head. For many small men, it is when they want to start fighting the biggest man in the room, and for many uglies it is when they decide their aura of sexual magnetism is irresistable to the hatstand in the corner of the room, and they start making indecent advances on it. Girlfriends do understand this, and many of them want us to get drunk to improve the level of conversation. I of course, obey everything my beloved tells me, and never go past my 1/2 pint limit. Perhaps a mixture of fresh fruit juice and alchol would be the way forward?
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09-05-2005, 03:37 PM
in reply to Teatime FatCat's post starting "Jenko what the hell is that Avatar? Has..." | ||||
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| That face is the one I made when the sun was shining in my eyes. At least that's my story and i'm sticking to it. I'll stick a new on up now!!
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09-05-2005, 03:38 PM
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| A new face or a new poker?
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09-05-2005, 03:40 PM
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09-05-2005, 03:49 PM
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| bad puns continued Star wars Three. The duck V the cat. Who will win? Use the Sauce ! Alcohol. Consume with moderation. or not at all.
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| Now Jenko, that's class - I can feel the force flowing through just looking at it.
__________________ I'll have the Mouseburger please, with a side of Goldfish. |
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