You must be joking!!!

[Mongoose]

Ah, Zainub, if you're good at listening to jokes, you must remember a few!

[Zainub]

I have a terribly short memory Mang...but since you insist (and today is a happy day, {Pakistan beat India 3-0 at football} ) I will give it a shot.

....processing device 1, aka Zainub's mind....

...sorry...0 results founds...

....retrying with device 2, aka Zainub's email inbox...processing...

...success...8 results found...

Most interesting one was this: English Cricket and Rain

There was a long drought in Central Africa. The witch doctor had tried all his rainmaking dances, imprecations, but to no avail. One of the elders observed that rain was never a problem in England, so why not send the witch doctor to London to learn the secret. Off he went to England, learned the secret, and returned to the tribe. He informed the leaders that these crazy white men had a big paddock of grass enclosed by a white picket fence. In the middle were two lots of sticks driven into the ground. Two men, each with a club, stood next to these sticks and waited for a lot of other men to spread themselves all over the paddock. Then two more men, wearing black trousers, four sweaters and six hats, came out to keep a close watch on the men with the clubs. Then one man got a red rock and threw it at one of the fellers with a club. AND DOWN CAME THE RAIN!

ps: Sorry if this wasn't funny

[Mongoose]

Sven-Goran Eriksson walks into the dressing room after another defeat in a key game. So disappointed he can't find the words, he goes off to the toilets. As he goes in, he notices a great big no.2 in the middle of the floor. This is too much for Sven, and he loses his famous composure and goes to confront his players.

'Look boys' he begins, 'It's bad enough that we lost today. But it gets worse. Come on, own up. Who's ****** on the floor?'

At which point Emile Heskey meekly raises his hand and says, 'Me, boss ... but I'm not bad in the air'.