My Country

[greg]

Originally Posted by greg

My nation is Gregsville and porn is compulsory.

Quick update.
Eye tests are to be had every 6 months.
Nobody allowed to miss work with RSI.

[Captain]

The Sultanate of Goldfire is a small, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30%. A large private sector is led by the Soda Sales industry, followed by Retail and Automobile Manufacturing.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goldfire's national animal is the Eagle and its currency is the Star.

Goldfire is ranked 3rd in the region and 19,300th in the world for Largest Retail Sector.

[Mongoose]

Originally Posted by Kirsty Harris

Lemming - You've almost killed off your National Animal, that's a worrying sign -I'm sure that's bad luck, you know! Perhaps you need to be a bit more environmentally friendly!!!

Although I opted to destroy only a small part of the rainforest, the mongoose is also now under threat of extinction. I've also got a barren, inhospitable landscape. I should have just bulldozed the whole bloody lot! So much for caring for the environment. It gets you nowhere. I'm now glad that I decided to invest in the military and police instead of education. Having social responsibility is clearly a waste of time.

[Paoli]

The Partridge was also under threat, but I have chosen not to legalise the killing of it so it should keep its numbers up.

[Mongoose]

They want to censor Harry Potter for advocating witchcraft. No way!

[Kirsty Harris]

I have legalise same-sex marriages, but banned cannabilism (I'm all for civil rights, but that is just going to far - it's one thing in extreme cicumstances, but I'm not having my people doing a Mike Tyson and chomping off someones ear!!!).

I now have 40 million happy citizens in my lovely little community, and my econonmy is starting to come into it's own!!

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

So hows everyone elses conutry doing these days ? The happy state of Benaudville is now looking a little something like this.....

The Armed Republic of Benaudville is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 69 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Education are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19%. A large private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Pizza Delivery.

Appendix transplant figures recently doubled, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Benaudville's national animal is the badger and its currency is the potato.

Slightly miffed about my flooding problem, I'm positive I wanted a load of damns, but what you gonna do. SACK PEOPLE !!

[Paoli]

Cultural Mix: The new flag that Zimpaolians now worship.

The Republic of Zimpaoli is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 56 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 13%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing industries.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zimpaoli's national animal is the Partridge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Zimp.

Zimpaoli is ranked 15th in the region and 87,258th in the world for Most Devout Nations.

Still got a p iss poor population. Need to increase it to have any chance of bringing my economy into a very strong state.

To do this, I must start ruling with an iron fist...

[R W S]

The Rogue Nation of Sparkeys
Corrupt Dictatorship
"Energy for all"
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Outlawed

The more I try to keep out of the affairs of my citizens the more I seem to be asked to decide what's best for them - well I hope they realise I use a coin most of the time.

And there's 75 million of the blighters!

[Microshocker]

The Republic of Virgin Nuns

"To mate or not to mate, that is thy question"

UN Category: Democratic SocialistsCivil Rights:
AverageEconomy:
DevelopingPolitical Freedoms:
SomeLocation: the South Pacific

The Republic of Virgin Nuns is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed population of 73 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 39%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is made up of a series of cottage industries, including Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Virgin Nuns's national animal is the gay baboon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pounder.



Virgin Nuns is ranked 4409th in the region and 88,895th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry. You have 3 telegrams! You have 5 outstanding issues.

Can some one now tell me what the hell the point of this game is?