My Country

[Mongoose]

Originally Posted by Kirsty Harris

'The Community of HRH Ashley Giles is a small, safe nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare'

As a Mancunian, when I read of a 'safe' nation, I judge it must be really cool! And Ashley Giles is such a 'safe' guy. Obviously his coolness has rubbed off on his Community!

[Kirsty Harris]

Originally Posted by Mongoose

Obviously his coolness has rubbed off on his Community!

You are so right.....the people of my nation all wear really cool sunglasses and floppy hats - it's part of my nations traditional clothing!!! You don't get much cooler than that

[Mongoose]

Originally Posted by Kirsty Harris

You are so right.....the people of my nation all wear really cool sunglasses and floppy hats - it's part of my nations traditional clothing!!! You don't get much cooler than that

SAFE, MAN!! Not only is it safe because of being so cool and stylish. But it's also safe by helping people protect teir eyesight. Ain't puns great!

[Kirsty Harris]

Originally Posted by Mongoose

SAFE, MAN!! Not only is it safe because of being so cool and stylish. But it's also safe by helping people protect teir eyesight. Ain't puns great!

Yeah, indeed - when they eventually do a list of nation's with the best eyesight, I will finally be top of the tree!!! My nation has just become a 'Scandinavian Liberal Paradise'. I don't know what it means, but it sounds lovely!!!

[Lemming]

My country is now facing currently topical issues! But there is no beating about the proverbial bush in the Kingdom of Lemmo, oh no!!!

Bring on the ID cards!!!!

[Kirsty Harris]

Originally Posted by Lemming

Bring on the ID cards!!!!

Something tells me our real-life government will have no trouble getting the real-life bill through parliment now !!

Just don't expect me to pay £300 for one!!!

[Lemming]

Originally Posted by Kirsty Harris

...My nation has just become a 'Scandinavian Liberal Paradise'. I don't know what it means, but it sounds lovely!!!

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise? Sounds like the recent law passed in Sweden where it is now no longer illegal to look up women's skirts! It's Scandinavian! It's liberal! And from my point of view - a young, viral, stud of a man - it sounds like paradise!!!

[Mongoose]

Originally Posted by Lemming

And from my point of view - a young, viral, stud of a man - it sounds like paradise!!!

(sound of Lemming's trumpet being played loudly) If Lemming is a stud, Mark Richardson is the world's fastest man!

Wotjermercorlit is banning gambling now. I'd really like to create an oppressive police state. Any way of doing this without waiting for silly little issues to be passed first?

[Kirsty Harris]

Originally Posted by Mongoose

(sound of Lemming's trumpet being played loudly) If Lemming is a stud, Mark Richardson is the world's fastest man!

I'm not sure who to feel more sorry for - Poor Lemming, who I'm sure is a fine speciemen of a man or Mark Richardson, who I'm sure could run faster than...er....my Gran!!!

[Teatime FatCat]

Hello There! - The Democratic Republic of Peek Freens has just had some thorny issues to deal with.


Firstly, I've not banned the Harry Potter book so that all my children can dabble in the occult. Then, I've legalised the selling of internal organs to bring a bit of money into the poor. But finally, I've legalised the use of our national animal - The Horny Golloch - as a foodstuff, to prop up our ailing beef farming industry..

Horny Golloch on a stick anyone?