The return of the half arsed cap comp !

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

"Look into my eyes, not round the eyes, directly into my eyes. Ok your an aussie bat and I'm the best spinner in the world ..1,2,3 (click) you're back in the room"

[Moss]

Gilo the King of Spin gets a new job as butler to the King of Spain.

[Beny]

Giles attending the execution of Ricky Ponting, Damian Matyn and Mathew Hayden...

[Teatime FatCat]

1) Giles refutes rumours that his head was used as the mould for the FA Cup


2) Tim 'nice but dim's' stunt double


3) Ashley Giles, just after Shane Warne has slipped him his 'wrong 'un'!

[Zainub]

And the winner is....

Teatime Fat Cat for his hillarious comparision of Giles' head with the FA Cup. Well done Teatime! Congratulations!

Here are the next couple of pictures.


Just to give everyone a bit of background the picture shows Andrew Flintoff and Ashley Giles joining Caroline Flint to promote the Five-a-Day fruit and Vegetable programme at the eve of the 5ht test at the Oval, this picture was taken during pre-match training today.

And here's the next one


This by the way is Marcus Trescothick going through a strenuous stretching routine before taking his place in the practice nets.

Good luck everyone!

[Teatime FatCat]

Thank you, thank you everyone. I'd just like to thank my agent, my mum and all the backroom staff who made this award possible.


Right then -

1) Andrew Flintoff - "Oh Ashley, you'll never pull that bird with your hilarious monkey impression. What you need to do is invite her to guess where I'll try to hide my apple!"


2) Marcus Trescothick decides he might need a little help popping an annoying spot on his back!

[Oliver]

Originally Posted by Teatime FatCat

1) "What you need to do is invite her to guess where I'll try to hide my apple!"

Without wishing to be gross and libellous - well actually perhaps I am intending to be gross - but I think Dave Lister was in court for an orange and a pencil, though the latter might have been a biro!

But to the competition...

1) Flintoff: "Seriously though Ash, if we could get the guys to wear those on their heads I'm sure we'd all avoid sunstroke."

2) Fletcher's new back support is given the once over by Marcus Trescothick.

[Moss]

1) Flintoff: Have a nectarine Gilo, you might be able to get it to spin better.

2) Trescothick: I hope my wife appreciates this...

[CJ D]

"eh Ash - I thought you were the king of spain - not the queen of Mardi Gras"

Following McGraths injury at Edbaston England suffer their own problems during a game of Crab Football.

[Richie Benauds Love Child]

Fred: "..........and Kps is like a baby holding one of these"
Gilo: ".......and michaels is about the size of one of these...<snigger>"
Caroline: "....and I've got piles like these after sitting an a cold wall for too long"