The return of the half arsed cap comp !

[Collyisamackem]

Inzamam strides forward but loses his balance, Flintof is at the end of his follow-through and can't stop, he waits in terror as Inzi's huge frame bears down on him, never to be seen again.....*sob*.

[greg]

KP said it was a chicken i had to swallow whole not Shoaib.

[Teatime FatCat]

Freddie's reaction on being told to bat out a session and a half for the draw!

[Occasional Fan]

Thanks for the new signature, TTFC. Glad I've had my breakfast.

[Teatime FatCat]

Haha! I hope you didn't have maltesers! (Mind you, I suppose a coffee Revel would always be suspicious too!)

[Oliver]

Freddie is shocked that a man from Yorkshire could be using his picture as an avatar.

[Collyisamackem]

New one (btw the umpire is Aleem Dar and it comes from yesterday):

[Vrock]

Ponting: "Aleem mate, I've got something in my eye"
Aleem: "Now come on Ricky, the ashes were 3 months ago, you've got to stop crying about that"

[Mongoose]

I think it's a splinter ... it's been there a while ... there was a bet ... Warnie reckoned I wouldn't be able to eat a bat ...

[Paoli]

Ponting asks Dar to assist him in showing any potential subsitute fieldsman what they'll be subjected to if they come into play.