The return of the half arsed cap comp !

[Oliver]

No Ricky, I can definitely say that your "press eyeballs for hair regrowth" controls are not working - definitely.

[Zainub]

Any one got any ideas for this one?

[greg]

Vaughan shows his feelings after the 20th repeat of Lovejoy dvd in the team hotel.

[Oliver]

Michael Vaughan does his best not to look like homosexual Welsh police Sergeant Craig Guilmore in the Bill in 2002

He was probably burnt to death in one of Sun Hill's regular character culls.

[Oliver]

Michael Vaughan listens intently to Duncan Fletcher's coaching tips: "Look Michael, you've got to put your best foot forward."

[greg]

Vaughan listens to more excuses from Australia as to why they lost in England this summer.

[Oliver]

Michael Vaughan listens to more suggestions from the media (and of course the loyal WaT English cricket fans) as to why Ashley Giles should be dropped from the England team?

"No really Michael, he's not playing very well." "Aaaaawwwaaaaagh"

"Look he just isn't fit." "Haaaaawwwwaaaaaaghhhhup! Needed that, ta."

[greg]

Michael Vaughan is caught watching the latest Chelsea v Liverpool match.

[Oliver]

Originally Posted by greg

Michael Vaughan is caught watching the latest Chelsea v Liverpool match.

Oh yes, back to that other argument: one of those hell-for-leather attack-at-all-costs matches that drags punters out of the pubs and off the streets into the comfort of their armchairs to watch the great spectacle.

Or alternatively one of those truly drab footballing affairs that defines the whole concept of European football nights under the current legislation of the European Champion's League. "Awwwwaaaaaaghhhhhup, when does the exciting party political broadcast start? It's such wonderful knock-about stuff."

[Zainub]

Keep the thread on topic! I want laughs.